We're having a snow day

and I really want to be somewhere else.

The kids are going stir crazy. They want to play outside for like 5 minutes at a time (and really, it is cold. I don't blame them!). J wants just "10 more minutes of quiet time". He's said like 4 words to me all day & half of those haven't been very pleasant. I'm in a bad mood & need like 10 orgasms or 1,000 dollars to shake these late winter blues.

Please, pass me some cheese with my whine.

Thank you.